PERSONAL ADS!

 

Now don't lie! We know it's every little girl's dream to have that one magical night with a big burly NBA player that barely has any education at all! We at Niggas Like Us have contacted NBA players from around the country to participate in the ground-breaking NBA Personal Ads! Haven't you been dreaming of that one shining moment when Antoine Walker stops launching threes and starts launching semen all over you? Or how about you get a little of those magic AIDS from Magic himself! We are here to make it happen!

 

Who I'd like to meet People who won't take offense when I say stupid things like, "For a guy like me it's great to be in the second round" and when I bring disappointment to the city of Orlando during the playoffs each and every year. I'd love to meet you as long as you don't expect me to pass you the ball!