Knicks Are a Bunch of Faggot 8 Year Olds
New York has had many excuses for losing over the years. Scott Layden. Bad contracts. An undersized front line. Isiah Thomas. Malik Rose. Isiah Thomas. Scott Layden.
The Knicks’ latest excuse, however, has baffled both insiders and fans alike.
Reportedly, Eddy Curry spent the night in Nate Robinson’s hotel room in Oklahoma City after he watched Tooth Fairy, the latest film starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, in which Mr. Johnson is forced into becoming a tooth fairy.
The rest of the team has followed suit in being scared of make-believe fairy tales, as other teammates shared that they could only sleep for 2 to 3 hours wrestling with the thought of a miniature wrestler taking their dead baby teeth.
“I can’t really understand it. Of course, I am a grown man so I do not believe in such silly things. I tried to explain that to my guys but they just kept rubbing their crucifix necklaces and tugging on their Bibles like they were their mothers’ nipples. What can I do?”
The Knicks lost to the Thunder, 106-88, to fall further down the NBA’s Eastern Conference playoff standings.
LeBron James was not found for comment.