This am basket ball is very fun! Me am play this bounce very long time, very long! Me am love sport of America, America is #1! You am cheer for me, I am cheer for you! This great, is it not? You correct. I love this country! Fans of America say I do good and they cheer. I do good, yes? HOORAY!

America is a great place, no? What I say? I say America! Why no loud clap? I get ball. I make dunk on you! Why you sad? My mother? I no understand. What is going on? Ouch my face! What? No I not want to sit on bench! Coach, I hate! Why? No I do not like sit here! REGHT! I hate America. Death to America.

I must go to bed. Look at TV, it has many things on it. Look at pretty girls, they are pretty, no? I like to sit and watch them. Ooooooh, naked girl makes my penis hard! Oh yes, I like! Turn off lights coach coming is! “Coach, sleeping are we!” I say in fancy American accent. I do good, no? Yes, I think so! Ha ha!

Candy is very tasty in America. American candy bars taste good. Yes? I walk down street to store. I say, “Hello, I want candy bar!” and man in green shirt gives to me. I thank man in green shirt, I leave. Great honor it is to live in this America. This am great, I love America! Red and white forever because me am not blue! Ha ha! Love is this that I know play ball of basket, no? Candy and ball of basket are very fun with girls. Oh la la! Ha ha. I am love this game!

Does you know where I am come from? Is very poor there, no? I live under stove with my papa who am have no hair! This crazy, no? I eat cabbage that die and have am play in snow! What is me going to be do play in the snow? No! I say no! I spit! I come to America. Here I stay. I sit and stay with happy!

Do you am love America? Me do! I am love with every thing! Where does I find car? I am need car to play ball of basket. I fall money to your hand you give me car I smile! Ha ha. Who am does I need pay? No. I not pay. I come from poor. There is not rain where live I do. Have you seen? No? It because it am gone! Ha ha!

No, I just joke. Ha ha.