Listen To Me Talk
By: Future Governor Charles Barkley
"Choking white people: Because anything less would
There is so much about
the NBA that people really don’t know. Have you ever just
been sitting at a hot dog stand and looked over and saw something
you couldn’t believe. Multiply that by 100 and that is what
a typical day is like in the NBA today. I played for 3 teams in
my career. When I was playing for the Houston Rockets I was on the
greatest team ever assembled. Have you ever see a commercial that
didn’t involve “black” humor? It’s terrible.
What happened to the kid on Malcolm in the Middle? That kid is racist.
I’m very unappreciated. I was on the internet the other day
and I saw an article about this man named Blake. I wrote a book
awhile back and nobody bought it. Have you ever been to Alabama?
There is all kinds of things going on there. The Sacramento Kings
simply do not have what it takes to win a NBA title. Yao Ming needs
to get tougher and be black. The black man is the most copied man
in America. If you can call it that: “America”.
man is a slave to society. Soda is cheaper nowadays. Have you seen
those suits on draft day?"
I listen to the radio
sometimes. Karl Malone is a fierce competitor. I could have won
the NBA championship in 1993 but I think it would have tarnished
my legacy. Black people are not appreciated in this country. Have
you ever seen a black man? There aren’t enough of them. I
went to a bar yesterday and drank a lot. Immigration in this country
is not a problem. Jobs are the problem. Sleepy wasn’t even
Sleepy Floyd’s real name, did you even know that? I am thinking
about running for governor someday. Black people. Nobody really
realizes the full potential of Dirk Nowitzki. I don’t watch
baseball. How many times have you ever seen a black man in America?
I couldn’t even tell you. Where is my contract? OK look white
people, let’s make a deal here. Dominique Wilkins is a bonafide
Hall of Fame player. White people don’t appreciate me. UConn
did not deserve to win the national championship.
make these silly things. I don't have a candy bar named after me.
Cologne doesn't work."
Tracy McGrady needs
to leave Orlando right now or else he will see what it’s like
to be like I mean black people just don’t appreciate me enough.
I’m not stepping on that god damn scale anymore, Ernie. I’m
not a role model. Hey remember when Chris Webber dunked on me? I
did not appreciate that. Chris Webber plays for Sacramento. If I’m
Sacramento I would wonder if they appreciate me. Did you know that
the average black man can’t even buy a gun if he wants to?
I read that in a newspaper. Baron Davis is the MVP of the entire
league. I could return to the NBA today and put up at least a double-double.
Digital cameras; heh, what's that all about? Have you ever just
sat down and talked to a black NBA fan? I have a college degree.
Young people need to understand the basics of the game like flying
down the court on a fast break and ignoring your teammates so you
can dunk the ball as hard as you can. The average fan cannot walk
into a basketball arena and not see a black man that is poor and
that is what is wrong with this great country. Why can’t white
people be poor too? I love white people sometimes as long as they
don’t keep money from black people. I’m rich. I used
to listen to music. I retired approximately 16 times during my NBA
career. This suit isn’t as tight as it looks. That’s
the problem with this country; not enough black men in suits. There
are black people outside right now that are waiting for hey what
happened to that one guy that used to play for the Grizzlies? See,
this is what I’m talking about. You know what, forget this.
"Did you know
that crack was put in America soley because Len Bias went to the
University of Maryland? My shoe size is bigger than yo momma's face.
BAM! Bonzi Wells."